Hallö.
        I am German born filmmaker Jan Jürgen. I am writing to you from Vietnam, after documenting the making of a Hollywood classic called, Tropic Thunder.” While the actors and filmmakers try to tell their story of heroism set in the chaos of the Vietnam War, I too will be telling a story. One that has never, until now, been told. A story that I have wanted to tell since I was a child.
        Like all of you, I have for many year been fascinated by that most magicalest of all places; "Hollywood." As a boy, I would go to the cinema, and marvel at the people on the silver screen. But even as a boy I remember thinking; "Is there a more forbidding, more sinister side than the glittering facade held up by the powerful arms of the Studio System?”
        Of course, this is the question of a child, but that question still follows me today. Imagine my surprise when Damien Cockburn, my former classmate from University, called me on the telephone and asked me to travel to Vietnam and aim my camera at him as he directed his first Hollywood movie. He claimed it will be “the greatest war movie ever” in which many movie stars, including Tugg Speedman, would appear. Could he really be talking about the Tugg Speedman? Could Damien, the awkward theater student I once knew, now be the speak of the town?
       This blog, and the documentary I am working on, will address not just these questions, but more. What will follow is a raw, unedited, look behind the fetid flesh curtain known to you and me as simply "Hollywood."

Danke you for taking this journey with me.

 Sincerely,
 J. Jürgen
 Ho Chi Minh 2008.

 

 

BOOTY, SWEAT, AND TEARS

With every day that passes, Damien’s vision for Tropic Thunder continues to be crushed like a common junebug. Earlier this week, I was puzzled to learn he was casting the rapper, Alpa Chino, singer of the hit song, “I Love tha Pussy,” for the role of Motown, the black 19-year-old from Detroit. Having no acting experience, it would appear as though Mr. Chino’s urban marketability has landed him this role.

Once on set, Alpa Chino seemed uninterested in the film entirely. Rather, he found every available opportunity to promote his line of Bust-A-Nut energy bars and Booty Sweat energy drink. I find it hard to contain my disgust. Four Leaf Tayback’s memoir is a haunting story of selflessness. The very thought that its cinematic incarnation will be used as a marketing vehicle for some sort of pep drink makes me ill.

Alpa-Chino.com
Alpa’s MySpace Page

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J Richards

Alpa-Chino is the best rapper alive…Rapper Nas released an album that declared hip hop was dead. Alpa-Chino has brought rap back. Growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut can be tough for any younger brother. Its hard having both parents…it really is. Real g’s don’t know that. Alpa-China is the reason I will have my 10.00 ready on premire night…New Canaan Connecticut…Bitches!!!

Al the Killer

Alpa-Chino is the real deal! He is always smokin’ them bitches! I’m always drinkin that Booty Sweat and eatin Bust-a-Nut when I’m down in the hood! Down in the streets, Alpa-Chino is everywere. He is the streets, you know? It’s like, if you could take the soul of the streets and form it like some kind of sexy-ass play-dough into a man, then you would get Alpa-Chino. Damn, thats deep!

Jurgen is just a hater!

scorcherfan9000

screw alpa chino! His song, “I love da pussy”, is exactly whats wrong with the industry, Bustanut gave me diarrhea, and booty sweat tatse like doodoo! I’m sick of this hack and all he stands for!

[...] understand the motivations of actor Alpa Chino in taking on such a huge challenge. Seeing how Chino made his mark as a cultural icon, it certainly raises more questions than [...]

Rappers who degrade women, women who objectify themselves, the rappers who brag about material possessions, and gain profit from corporations who use them to sell their products. Shows how these rappers may be compensating for something. Like Scorcherfan said, this is exactly what’s wrong with the industry.

Proof of the degradation of a society.

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